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Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your...

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it’s “two” gross.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

I’d never tell you a pizza joke. It’s way too cheesy.