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What do you call it when a geologist has to work on a Friday night? Gin and tectonics

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So what if I can’t sing? I’ll sing anyway.

Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so good at listening.

where do pigs park their cars? In a porking lot.

No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.