What do you…

You know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas.

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye, matey!

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife fall asleep? Because of his coffin!

Where will you find the most cows? Moo York.