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Why was the strawberry crying? Because she was in a jam!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

How do you stop a dog from smelling? Cover his nose!

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

Four blondes are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, "14 weeks,"...