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What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden? Artificial Swedener.

Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.

All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they’re such fungis!

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.