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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the...

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Probably still Santa Claus. However, he doesn’t exist, so...

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I like to spend every day as if it's my last. Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to...