What do you…

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.

What birthday gift will most offend a state employee? - A motion detector.

What’s a crafty dancer’s favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box...

Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once!