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Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior...

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Three fish are in a tank. One asked the others, “How the heck do you drive this thing?”

Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, “Dang, it’s hot in here.” The other replies, “Yeah,...