What does a…

Once there was a hen who counted her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken!

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a...

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.

What day is worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the 13th

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.