What don’t ants…

Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while...

You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.