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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She...

Which weighs more 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold? Answer: They both weigh the same.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

What did the socks say to the pants? “‘Sup britches?!”

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.