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Why is Friday a happy day? Because the next day is a sadder day

Why did the traffic light turn red? It was embarrassed to change in the street.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? Looks like rain, dear!

I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.

Why didn’t the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse when she grew up.