What is a…

You must be tired from running through my mind all night.

My dad's answer to everything is alcohol. He doesn't drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles.

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.

Why did the turkey join the rock band? Because it had drumsticks.

Sunny-side up, scrambled, or an omelet? It doesn't matter. They're all eggcellent.