What is an…

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He got no beef.

Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and...

What are the things you would like to change if you became God for a day?

When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.