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I know what I want because I have it in my hands right now. You. — P.S. I Love You

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says...

What are the unwritten laws at your workplace?

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.