What is the…

What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.

My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who...

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

Take my wife now, please! We have run out of gas and she’s late for work.

Q. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? A. They relish the moment!