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Which weighs more 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold? Answer: They both weigh the same.

Why do I smile? Because I absolutely have no idea what's happening.

Why did 6 get mad at 7? Because 7 8 9!

Did you hear what the 0 said to the 8? Nice belt!

What does a turtle do on his birthday? He shell-a-brates!