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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty.

The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital. So she made it...

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.

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