What law would…

What type of doctor can work in an auto body shop? A dent-ist.

What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrr-ple!

I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn’t have time.

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Have you ever dated anyone more than once while knowing it was bad for your mental health?