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What did Blackbeard the pirate say when he turned eighty? "Aye, matey."

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Why was the broom late? It over swept.

Why is ice so edgy? Because it was water before it was cool!