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Why is it that round pizzas come in square boxes?

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down? The Abominable Towman.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and...