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What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly? He smiled with de-light!

How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

Why was the cow afraid of everyone and everything? She was a cow-herd.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.