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What’s the No. 1 cause of divorce? Marriage!

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Why did the cow go to the spa? She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality,...