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How many men were born in 2017? None. Only babies were born.

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

What’s the difference between a dapper man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.