What’s a pirate’s…

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Why couldn't the pirate stop binge-watching the TV series? Because he was hooked!

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless!