What’s a sad …

A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do...

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but checks when you say the paint...

What don’t atheists do well with exponents? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

I sold my vacuum yesterday. It was just collecting dust.