What’s a shopaholic’s …

Can February march? No, but April May.

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor...

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.

Is cereal soup? Why or why not?