What’s Friday the …

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? A watch dog.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100...

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.