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What kind of shows do cows like best? Moosicals.

When was the last time you screwed anything up and no one noticed?

What is the trickiest part about making skimmed milk? Throwing a full grown cow across the lake.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”