What’s purple, round…

Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop talking like a horse? It was a dog and pony show.

where do pigs park their cars? In a porking lot.

Your ex. That's the punchline.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy birthday cake! I'm starving!