What’s red and…

What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.

What planet is like a circus? Saturn, it has three rings!

Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter? It’s much easier than walking!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? Looks like rain, dear!

Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.