What’s red…

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

When Christopher Columbus discovered America, he was greeted by Chuck Norris.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!

Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke? She won the no-bell prize!