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Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.

They say money doesn’t grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?

Why are you smiling? Well I just made a test and I'm not pregnant. That's wonderful, Harold!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

What does a dad joke sound like in space? As cringe as it sounds on earth.