When Christopher Columbus…

All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.

Have you slept in until 4 in the afternoon or later?

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Too many to count.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.