When does Jason …

Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right!

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you...

What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

“I am” is supposedly the shortest sentence in the English language. “I do” is the longest sentence.