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How do you get from point A to point B? Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

How is virginity like a soap bubble? One prick and it is gone forever.

What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it.

Why does the pirate carry his sword? Because swords can’t walk. Duh.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.