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Were any famous men born on your birthday? "No, only little babies."

Absolute zero is so cool!

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of...

What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils? Broken.

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A. No, they both burn shorter!