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What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm? Make snow angles!

Knock knock. Who's there? A cow with no lips. A cow with no lips who? A cow with no lips...

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her… so I said yes.

Ah, I just love the whooshing sound that deadlines make as they fly by.

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.