Which weighs more…

For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.

Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.

Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard. I just picked it up as I went along.

Would February March? No, but April May.