Why couldn’t…

If you could ask me a funny question, what do you think would it be?

What is an evening of self-care for a cow? Moovies, moosic, and mooisturizer.

Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

Why are frogs always happy? Because they eat whatever bug them