Why did 6 get…

What kind of milk do you get from a midget cow? Condensed milk.

A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh? Meat....

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil? Because it has no point.

Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

Why can’t dinosaurs laugh? Because they’re all dead.