Why did Mrs…

What should you do if you’re carried out to sea on an iceberg? Keep cool.

What is the most hardworking part of the eye? The pupil.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? "Stay out of those places!"

What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? Looks like rain, dear!