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Why was the cow afraid of everyone and everything? She was a cow-herd.

My ex-girlfriend used to own a parrot. That thing never shut up… but the parrot was cool.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He had a whale of a time.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.