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What do you call Batman if he skips church? Christian Bale!

What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog? The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.

Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

Do you know why I look like I can’t hear you? Because I can’t, my headphones are on.

What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?