Why did the…

What do you call a cow in your backyard? A lawn-mower.

A birth certificate is an apology from the government that you are now indentured and a social security number that...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say...

God's creativity knows no bounds. I mean, just look at me!