Why did the…

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate? One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a...