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A topologist is a person who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

What are the things you would like to change if you became God for a day?

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.