Why did the…

Why did the toilet ask if the water was sick? The water looked flushed!

What does a house wear? Address!

Why are you smiling? Well I just made a test and I'm not pregnant. That's wonderful, Harold!

Roses are dead.Violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding...