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What do you call a lot of money that commutes? A-belian dollars.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore...

Did you hear about the dairy cow in an earthquake? It was a huge milkshake.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.