Why did the…

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Why did the man throw his margarine? He wanted to see the butter fly.

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know”,...

What do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’d let it go.